Monday, March 10, 2014

Web Development Montreal

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As a leading web application development provider, we invite our clients to work with us to get the best, affordable and quality web solutions from us. We extend our services to clients from various domains like IT and communication, Real Estate, Shopping Cart, Social Networking, Construction and Management, Financial Services, Automotive, Healthcare, Education, Retail and many more.
If you have a requirement, we have a solution. Our experienced and talented developers are capable of turning your requirements into reality at the best quality and affordable cost. With our experience we are able to deliver innovative, trustworthy and most desirable web solution to our clients. Our highly skilled professional team of developers understands your requirements and business objective to ensure that you have the best web solution for your business needs. We have professional offshore team based in Bangalore, India. Hence, we work globally by providing services from offshore to our client, which serves as an added advantage to our clients in terms of quality, cost saving and better return of investment.
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Thursday, March 6, 2014

Now I know why Jesus died for our sins . . .

Now I know why Jesus died for our sins . . .

. . . so we could ogle dead babies!

This means, of course, that Gay Ninja Robot went to the “Bodies” exhibit at South Street Seaport. It also means that He’ll never be able to look at a Chinese guy the same way again.

Fuck stereotypes. Those Chinamen are HUNG.

But I think that once you allow yourself to move past the overwhelming eroticism of seeing so many dead guys, you realize . . . [Ed.: Stop wacking out and get to the realization already.] ummm . . . you realize how much human meat looks like animal meat? How precious life is? A little of both?

Besides getting a stiffy over dead dudes, GNR’s been up to all kinds of wacky adventures. So hop aboard boys and girls!

First things first. The episode’s been postponed until summer. But GNR has a copy! The cost of one viewing? A cookie. Hand delivered.

And yes, He’s watched it. And yes, He’s mortified at the prospect of it airing. And yes, He’s grateful Queer Eye’s ratings have tanked lately. And yes, it’s absurdly unfair that revealing your multiple personality disorder on national television should affect people’s judgments about you!

So stop judging.

But yes, bring cookies. And yes, booze too. [Ed.: And yes, you need to vary your sentence structures more. And yes, so do I.]

Second, things are going just swimmingly otherwise, and that’s swell. Have hung out with Sean Maloney and Paul Hackett recently, thanks to the Mix. I also spent much of last night with a young lawyer-type who interrupted our evening constitutional to score some crystal meth, then tried to take me to “The Cock” so he could have “lots of penises in his face,” which he both said and pantomimed.

This one’s for you, NYU Admirer. Now bring me some goddamn motherfuckin’ cookies before I blow your motherfuckin’ headoff.

*pantomimes multiple penises in face*

That’s a wrap. Sorry so short. But expect more soon. Expect it the same way I expect cookies.

Wednesday, July 3, 2013

World’s First iPhone 5 Now in 24 Karat Gold Plated

Apple iPhone 5 is the most searched gadget in the whole world and now the people who are fond of Gold & Co. they can rush to buy this World’s first iPhone in 24 karat God Plate. It was launched on 27 September, at the Collector’s Palace in Dubai Mall, United Arab Emirates. Phil Schiller, Vice President of Apple reported to a client complaint that “Any of the aluminum product can get scratch or chip with use, displaying its original silver color and that is pretty normal.”